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In a league fix bestowed upon us from the heavens of the proverbial wooden spoon, we have this weekend been granted a homegrown chance to catch a ‘Champions league playoff’ without so much of a sniff of the Eurocratic megalomaniacs and their “no one cares about 3rd place” attitude, although to be fair they have a point. So, the London leviathans clash on Sunday to hammer it out with Chelsea who travel to Arsenal for what would also effectively settle the Champions League minor honours, sort of, home advantage aside, et cetera…

We’ll be the first to admit there are ‘bigger’ matches this weekend what with the various playoffs and relegation deciders, not to mention the Manchester derby, but we can’t help feeling the serendipity of this draw is down to Wenger’s wattle. Like the silly putty of some sort of evil genius, it plays its hand here. If we all look for long enough, we’ll see it gravitating toward the unseen forces at work to ultimately ensure that the Gunners save some face against Guus the Grotesque who, if push comes to shove, will simply banish Arsene to the tundra of the motherland.

We… shall… see… You know the drill, £10 in chips to all winners!

If you’ve made it this far, you’re probably looking for an explanation for at least some of the above diatribe. Well you’re out of luck in terms of the wattle, but we do believe it will be amongst other things, a good match.

So, things to do are
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